everybody's got the blues

Hm hum hum diddley um drum mum mum drum frum how do you blow a raspberry in txt? XBrfffphtttttx raspberry. Breasticles, testicles wallet and watch. Matt has eyes. Kate has a nose. Lola has hair. Alanna has a neck. Matt has a mullet. The guitar has a Matt. The neck has a head. The head has a freckle. Right. Love is... Walrus serving sherbet mocktails on a summer afternoon in the land of fog and frog. Trees of milk and honey. Rivers of sparkle juice and skies of rocky road ice cream. Guitar singalongs on giant bed ships floating through disappearing realms of adventuring housies and walking chocolate fisheries. Red balloon clouds and bubbles you can catch rides in. Yum.

Dear Ex-Housie,

i love you
I need you
I miss you
I miss:

• Bed picnics
• Chill out sessions
• Pillow fights
• Watching you cook
• Eating your cooking
• Photo shoots
• Naked stalker pictures
• Toilet rolls
• All day dates
• Road trips
• Party planning
• Giant dinner parties
• Crazy after parties
• Movie nights
• Never-ending conversations
• Grocery shopping
• Tea, tea, tea
• Banana bread
• Banana pancakes
• Sherbet mocktails
• 'Rocky road' ice-cream
• Murder mysteries
• Rainbow paddle pops
• Dancing
• Treats and surprises
• Leftovers
• Adventures
• Burnt cookies
• Hot chocolates
• Facebook stalking

I miss everything

Your housemate, always
(L)