Jack
kate kate... tell me a story
im bored and dont wanna work
5:42pmKate
me either
but i have to
i hate how much i procrastinate
there once was a girl who cried because she had so much work to do she thought she would collapse under the impact
5:43pmJack
lol.... and what happened to this poor unfortunate girl?
5:44pmKate
she went to school and sorted through everything and decided it might actually be possible to succeed if she applied an abnormally large amount of dedication to the tasks at hand
she set to work
this wasn't going to be easy, she stayed home from school the next day and made paper owls, these were part of an assignment and not some crazy business of a side tracking nature, these owls were cute but they weren't really fixing the core of the problem
she needed to write an essay and design a CD cover before Friday
this was the most pressing concern that weighed on her
she struggled around with this enormous burden on her shoulders fearing that at any moment it would prove to much for her pathetically weak frame and she would be crushed
but slowly she lifted it off and observed it
5:46pmJack
you forgot to mention she is a short ass!
5:46pmKate
it was a big bundle, a huge bunde, a bundle of immense proportion (this girl enjoyed the word bundle) and it should be noted that this girl was a short ass
5:46pmJack
ha better
5:47pmKate
she decided she would stay up all night and make a CD case, then tomorrow (being Wednesday) she would complete the essay and by Thursday the looming day of death, her bundle would have been lightened (thought not dramatically)
5:48pmJack
hmmm so what happened???
dont leave me hangin
5:49pmKate
so she persevered until about 4am when she decided her nemesis sleep had one. she made many many many CD cases but they were all of poor artistic quality. she fell into a restless sleep worrying about what would happen if she could not complete her work, if she CD case was mega crap and if her essay was well shy of a 1000 word, she knew
it would end in certain death, nothing would aid her in recovery from that harsh blow
she woke up determined
then went back to sleep deflated
5:50pmKate
when she awoke the second time she set out to finish the CD case to a much higher standard. this was achieved, it was not actually all that hard to improve on the poor standard that was the mark of the previous nights efforts and she was vaguely and remotely OK with what she came up with
she decided she deserved a short break before delving into the essay and sat down to enjoy a small morsel of lunch and a gianormous milkshake with her com padre Bestie...
she got home and decided she would write her essay
5:52pmJack
lol this sounds like the climax
5:52pmKate
she sat down at her computer, read over her smart ass introduction, laughed at her arrogance
opened her web browser
and signed into facebook
the end
Dear Facebook
i love you
I love the distractions you bring on a boring afternoon, but I hate it when you know I have work to do and you just sit around and interrupt me, its really irritating because you know I'm about to fail TAFE and you know how much I don't want to.
Just leave me alone for the rest of the night, and maybe be a bit distant next week too?
Please? I'm powerless against you...
(L)