crushing

Jack

kate kate... tell me a story

im bored and dont wanna work

5:42pmKate

me either

but i have to

i hate how much i procrastinate

there once was a girl who cried because she had so much work to do she thought she would collapse under the impact

5:43pmJack

lol.... and what happened to this poor unfortunate girl?

5:44pmKate

she went to school and sorted through everything and decided it might actually be possible to succeed if she applied an abnormally large amount of dedication to the tasks at hand

she set to work

this wasn't going to be easy, she stayed home from school the next day and made paper owls, these were part of an assignment and not some crazy business of a side tracking nature, these owls were cute but they weren't really fixing the core of the problem

she needed to write an essay and design a CD cover before Friday

this was the most pressing concern that weighed on her

she struggled around with this enormous burden on her shoulders fearing that at any moment it would prove to much for her pathetically weak frame and she would be crushed

but slowly she lifted it off and observed it

5:46pmJack

you forgot to mention she is a short ass!

5:46pmKate

it was a big bundle, a huge bunde, a bundle of immense proportion (this girl enjoyed the word bundle) and it should be noted that this girl was a short ass

5:46pmJack

ha better

5:47pmKate

she decided she would stay up all night and make a CD case, then tomorrow (being Wednesday) she would complete the essay and by Thursday the looming day of death, her bundle would have been lightened (thought not dramatically)

5:48pmJack

hmmm so what happened???

dont leave me hangin

5:49pmKate

so she persevered until about 4am when she decided her nemesis sleep had one. she made many many many CD cases but they were all of poor artistic quality. she fell into a restless sleep worrying about what would happen if she could not complete her work, if she CD case was mega crap and if her essay was well shy of a 1000 word, she knew

it would end in certain death, nothing would aid her in recovery from that harsh blow

she woke up determined

then went back to sleep deflated

5:50pmKate

when she awoke the second time she set out to finish the CD case to a much higher standard. this was achieved, it was not actually all that hard to improve on the poor standard that was the mark of the previous nights efforts and she was vaguely and remotely OK with what she came up with

she decided she deserved a short break before delving into the essay and sat down to enjoy a small morsel of lunch and a gianormous milkshake with her com padre Bestie...

she got home and decided she would write her essay

5:52pmJack

lol this sounds like the climax

5:52pmKate

she sat down at her computer, read over her smart ass introduction, laughed at her arrogance

opened her web browser

and signed into facebook

the end

Dear Facebook

i love you
I love the distractions you bring on a boring afternoon, but I hate it when you know I have work to do and you just sit around and interrupt me, its really irritating because you know I'm about to fail TAFE and you know how much I don't want to.
Just leave me alone for the rest of the night, and maybe be a bit distant next week too?

Please? I'm powerless against you...
(L)