30 Pieces of gum and you get, three bright blue cameras which say CLIK. 100's of little manga dragonball Z type peoples, 'a do not walk sign', a chicken in a pot, a boxing kangaroo, some weird egyptian stuff, and cool ass sunglasses with lightening bolts on them.
20 pieces of PIRATE gum and you get, 4 pirate ships, 3 pirate treasure chests, 2 skulls and crossbones, 1 mean looking pirate, 2 ship pirate face combos and 8 ugly pirates with hook hands... I repeat 8!!! Why do they always make more of the shit ones no body wants?
It's not easy fitting 20 pieces of gum in your mouth at once either, and it makes one hell of a gum/spit ball.
Dear Bubblegum Tattoos,
i love you
I love you for many reasons, firstly because you're full of surprises, I never know exactly what I will get out of my time spent with you. Secondly I love you because you are sweet, sometimes you smell like bananas but mostly you are just sickly sweet, you treat me so well I feel like my teeth will rot out and my stomach burn and twist into a giant gum ball of uselessness, I like this about you, nothing else makes me feel this way. Thirdly, I love you because when your skin touches my skin it leaves a mark, I feel as if your touch embeds your thoughts onto my skin.
We were childhood sweethearts you and I, but we weren't like Joey and Dawson, Seth and Summer, Lucas and Peyton... We didn't have a swarm of high school kids wishing we'd get back together, knowing it was fate and just waiting for us to realise.
It was a shock to me, I think it was a shock to you too. But now we're together I think its the right thing, I think it's going to be great and I think we'll be together for a long time yet.
You know what I love about you, how you can be really lame but really cool at the same time, because FOURTHLY, you can make a chicken boiling in a pot with a handkerchief in his hand the most awesome thing I've ever seen...
I don't understand that, but I do understand that I love you,
(L)
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